I'll follow you until you love me

Should I see her at Glastonbury? I mean, the entire experience would be excrutiating, probably, purely because of her. But then again, those songs. And I bet she puts on a fucking good show. I think I'll bring some matches and a candle and plug my ears between songs lest she unleash any horrific banter.

Also, Blur are back properly as of last night. This is what they played in a tiny shed in Essex;

'She’s So High'
'Girls And Boys'
'Tracy Jacks'
'There's No Other Way'
'Jubilee'
'Badhead'
'Beetlebum'
'Trimm Trabb'
'Coffee & TV'
'Tender'
'Country House'
'Charmless Man'
'Colin Zeal'
'Oily Water'
'Chemical World'
'Sunday Sunday'
'Parklife'
'End Of A Century'
'To The End'
'This Is A Low'
'Popscene'
'Advert'
'Song 2'
'Out Of Time'
'Battery In Your Leg'
'Essex Dogs'
'For Tomorrow'
'The Universal'

THIS BODES WELL

I didn't like coconuts for the first 16.5 years of my life. However, of late, I have warmed to them, mainly due to this drink, which, contrary to the blurb, is available in dainty cartons as well as that litre-large behemoth you see before you. I tried coconut juice yesterday, in a dubious looking can I found loafing at the back of the fridge of my local Costcutter. Can't say I recommend it. It looks really odd, like water mixed with sunflower oil, and tastes first horrible, then agreeable, and then just sort of coats your mouth in a sticky film. It also had some pulp at the bottom which would occasionally seep in and make you freak out you were in the process of swallowing a larvae which would morph and expand inside you until it popped out of your stomach like in Alien.

Not much else to say, I was going to make lime cooler and sit in the garden but the lack of loose limes at Sainsbury's (£1.98 for 5 "fresh organic unwaxed limes" seemed a little steep in these recession-ravaged times) has also led me to not go outside and lead me in here ranting. Sort of.

I'll say something interesting soon.

xxxx