Fuck it

I got a tumblr.

Another reason to love Andrew W.K.

"Another day filming DESTROY BUILD DESTROY for Cartoon Network. Dealing w/ the primary aspects of life: creating stuff, then blowing it up!" 7:47 PM Oct 12th from txt

"Just used a port-a-potty on set and a spider as big as my hand crawled out of the hole in the bottom of the toilet. So I peed on it." 8:38 PM Oct 12th from txt

"Just made my own party mix of salt roast cashews, smokehouse Spanish peanuts, cheddar sesame sticks, and dried jalapenos. YES!!!" about 21 hours ago from web

"Was on tour for 2 weeks, then straight into filming TV, now back to NYC for an event, then back to LA for more TV. Am I partying?" 35 minutes ago from web

"Of course I'm PARTYING!!! And so are you (whether you realize it or not)... so, realize it, and ENJOY CELEBRATING YOUR LIFE!" 4 minutes ago from web


Nothing to add,
xxx

Absence

I've started writing a column for Rockfeedback. I would link it to you now, but despite me slaving over it so very much last week it has yet to materialise. It seems a bit silly, as it was a big-new-tracks-of-the-week sort of thing and subsequently posting it a week+ after I've sent it in seems to defeat the point somewhat. Oh well, they've got ting to do. I'm also DJing a rfb club-night at some point next month. That should be fun. Maybe they'll let me kip on the office floor again. Would save me a horrendous journey.

Writing this article did lead me to a realisation that I am rather out-of-touch with the artistic underground. I know the names, but seem too mired in apathy to investigate them further. It's quite pathetic really as I actually really like it. All of it. All music.

Someone who I am fucking around with payments (sorry dude) has a book coming out soon. It's really very good, I recommend it to you (that's probably you singular, if that). Again, will get a link up for that when I can. C'mon, it's only a tenner. Oh sorry, recession.

Why are there so few good clubnights within bus distance of me?
xxx

Pulled up

If someone gets this for me I will be eternally in their debt. I'm a bit like Mephistophilis, but more jerky.

It seems I have to justify everything I say nowadays. My father has got in on the act now. Gosh it's annoying (and also a bit fun).

As usual I don't have much to say, but I will leave you with the notion that the Zollverein was a greater customs union than you can ever dream of being.

Tschuss,
xxx

P.S. World's best blog going on indefinate hiatus. Let's hope it's one of those Blink-182/Limp Bizkit/any rapper ever kind of indefinate hiatuses. You will be missed.

THE YEARS

7s - Sweet, innocent, people you can be silly with.
8s - The first seeds of corruption are sewn. Some are starting to bulk, most are flopping blind in the first waters of adolesence.
9s - All is going wrong. "Rock" music, in whatever watery approximation they have stumbled on, has taken hold. It's no longer cool to read and listen to pop, you've got to be out of your depth now, it's preparation.
10s - They have their first thrustings and all the good work falls apart as they gorge on full-blooded responsibility.
11s - HELL. Cocky heads, cocky hearts, cocky cocks, cocks. They're off the leash and baying for blood.

Fortunately I've bagged myself some 7s. We played '4 is Cosmic' the other day and I was painfully reminded when I was the last in class to get the rule.

I am becoming friends with a Tory. Hmm, new territory. Well apart from that other time I was friends with him, but we just hated each other back then really. This issue could either go away or rear it's ugly head when we're watching To Kill a Mockingbird or some other English student shit.

How we do,
xxx

All time.

Why would you ring up Spotify? Why? You would have to be so neurotic, with a life so empty and a personality so bland, to even contemplate plastering your crackly monotone over every advert break. It's like those people who post their reviews on Amazon and actually think this gives them journalistic merit.
Yeah, I definitely wasn't one of those at 15...

Here are the books I am reading for my courses right now;
The Bloody Chamber
Dracula
Europe 1815-1960
Dr. Faustus

I am enjoying three of them. I have loads of others to get and devour. I also have loads of others to read around the subject, and for various other reasons. I feel quite mixed about this - I really enjoy reading, but I am, like, DROWNING in literature right now. Still, better than drowning in something else.

I rlyrlyrly want an interview for Socks-Hoard,
xxx

Can't read my

Ed Jillings

Turn the lights on!

about an hour ago

Ed Jillings

Every night I rush to my bed
With hopes that maybe I'll get a chance to see you
When I close my eyes I'm going out of my head
Lost in a fairytale, can you hold my hands and be my guide?

about an hour ago

Tom Nichols

WTF?

about an hour ago

Fred Mikardo-Greaves

Clouds filled with stars cover the sky
And I hope it rains, you're the perfect lullaby

What kind of dream is this?

about an hour ago · Delete

Julius Whiteman

you can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
either way i, don't wanna wake up from you
sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
somebody pinch me, your loves to good to be true
my guilty pleasure i ain't goin no where... Read more
baby long as you're here
i’ll be floating on air cause you're my
you can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
either way i, don't wanna wake up from you

58 minutes ago

Ed Jillings

Got me lookin so crazy right now
Your love's got me lookin so crazy right now
(Your love)
Got me lookin so crazy right now your touch's
Got me lookin so crazy right now... Read more
(Your touch)
Got me hoping you page me right now your kiss's
Got me hoping you save me right now
Lookin so crazy your love's got me lookin
Got me lookin so crazy your love

57 minutes ago

Julius Whiteman

B-A-K-E-D-P-O-T-A-T-O
(que ed)

56 minutes ago

Ed Jillings

dun dun dun dun
BAKED POTATO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

54 minutes ago

Julius Whiteman

GANGSTA!

53 minutes ago

Fred Mikardo-Greaves

(KICK IT)

You wake up late for school, man you DON'T WANNA GO
You ask your mom "please!" but she JUST SAID NO
You missed 2 classes and NO HOMEWORK... Read more
But your teacher preaches class like your SOME KINDA JERK

53 minutes ago · Delete

Ed Jillings

Kelley, can you handle this
Michelle, can you handle this
Beyonce, can you handle
I don't think you can handle this
wooooo... Read more
I don't think you ready for this jelly
i don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Is my body to bootylicious for ya baby
I don't think you ready for this jelly
i don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Is my body to bootylicious for ya babe

53 minutes ago

Julius Whiteman

its the remix to ignition
hot n' fresh out the kitchen
mama rollin that body got evey man in hear wishin
sippin on coke and rum
i'm like so what i'm drunk... Read more
its the freakin weekend baby i'ma bout to have me some fun!
(que ed and fred)

50 minutes ago

Ed Jillings

Well Now don't you tell me to smile
You stick around I'll make it worth your while
Got numbers beyond what you can dial
Maybe it's because I'm so versatile
Style profile I said... Read more
It always brings me back when I hear Ooh Child
From the Hudson River out to the Nile
I run the marathon til the very last mile
If you battle me I will revile
People always say my style is wild
You've got gall you've got guile
To step to me I'm a rapophile
If you want to battle your in denial
Coming from Uranus to check my style
Go ahead put my rhymes on trial
Cast you off into exile

Jazz and Awol that's our team
Step inside the party disrupt the whole scene
When it comes to beats well I'm a fiend
I like my sugar with coffee and cream
Well I got to keep it going keep it going full steam
Too sweet to be sour too nice to be mean
On the tough guy style I'm not too keen
To try to change the world I will plot and scheme
Mario C likes to keep it clean
Gonna shine like a sun beam
Keep on rapping cause that's my dream

50 minutes ago

Ed Jillings

BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE!

49 minutes ago

Fred Mikardo-Greaves

All the single ladies!
(All the single ladies!)
All the single ladies!
(All the single ladies!)
All the single ladies!... Read more
(All the single ladies!)
All the single ladies,
now putcha hands up!
Up in the club (club)
Just broke up (up)
I'm own lil thing
You decided to dip (dip)
And now you gonna trip (trip)
Cos another brother notice me
I'm up on him (him)
He up on me (me)
Don't pay him any attention
Just cry my tears (tears)
Got the three good gears (gears)
For *something something* and me

Cos if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it!
If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it!
Don't be mad if you see that he want it!
Cos if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it!

48 minutes ago · Delete

Ed Jillings

Now it's like murder she wrote,
Once I get you out them clothes,
privacy is on the door,
but still they can hear you screaming more!

47 minutes ago

Fred Mikardo-Greaves

So baby gimme that *TOOT TOOT*
Let me give ya that *BEEP BEEP*
Runnin her hands thru my fro
Bouncin on 24s
What they said on the radio

46 minutes ago · Delete

Julius Whiteman

(just for fred)
Take this sinking boat and point it home
We've still got time
Raise your hopeful voice you have a choice
You've made it now

44 minutes ago

Fred Mikardo-Greaves

Girl we off in this jeeeeep
Parkin windows uuuuup
Blastin the raaadioooo
In the back of my truuuuck
Bouncin up and doooown... Read more
Stroke it round and roouuund
Do the reeeemiiiixxx
We jus thug it oooouuut

38 minutes ago · Delete

Ed Jillings

I got fellas on ma left,
honeys on ma riight,
we bring em both together we got drinkin all night
then after the show its the AFTER PARTY
and after the party its the HOTEL LOBBY... Read more
and round about 4 you gotta CLEAR THE LOBBY
then head take it to the room and ......
...... somebody

35 minutes ago

Julius Whiteman

He's got a brand new car
Looks like a Jaguar
It's got leather seats
It's got a CD player (player, player, player...)
... Read more
But I don't wanna talk about it anymore

35 minutes ago

Fred Mikardo-Greaves

We are the crowd
We're c-comin out
Got my flash on it's true, but that picture of you
It's so magical,
We'd be so fantastical... Read more

Leather and jeans, garage glamorous
Not sure what it means
But this photo of us
It don't have a price, ready for those flashing lights
Cos you know that baby I

I'm your biggest fan
I'll follow you until you love me, papa-paparazzi
YA-HOW!
Baby, there's no other superstar
You know that I'll be your papa-paparazzi
YA-HOW!
Promise I'll be kind, but I won't stop until that boy is mine
YA-HOW!
Baby you'll be famous, chase you down until you love me
Papa-paparazzi

31 minutes ago · Delete

Ed Jillings

I'm a stick of meat,
I'm long and thin and slightly spicy,
Pepe-peperami!
WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

30 minutes ago

We've been doing this for about 2 months now,
xxx